|it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets
you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are
your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively
you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog
the monthly dog budget exceeds your car finance payment
the pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the street
five-year-old girl approaches to ask, "Why are you walking that baby cow?"
a car drives by, stops, and backs up to you. The driver rolls down his window to ask, "Excuse me, that's a dog, isn't it?" When you say yes, he turns to his wife and says, "See, I told you so, nobody walks a deer!" and drives away
you see a Chihuahua and you mutter under your breath, "My dog craps bigger than that!"
your new neighbor excitedly told you he found bear tracks in the garden
your friends refer to your dog as the "Great Pain"
you walk your dog and people cross the street to avoid you
you are covered with bruises and no one calls the police
you wish someone would make a rawhide bone that would last more than 5 minutes
you walk your Harlequin and someone asks you, "Is that a Dalmatian on steriods?"
your cats prefer to eat their meals on the top of the fridge
you use a snow shovel for a pooper scooper
the mailman rings the doorbell, runs to his truck, and waits for you to come to the curb to give you your mail
you begin referring to smaller dogs as "treats on feet"
HE walks YOU
Courtesy - Ginnie.com